Barney never had any friends with other dinosaurs when he was a little dinosaur, because most of the other little dinosaurs were offended by Barney's evil influence of eating human flesh and complete stupidity. Barney originally went to school from 180,000,000 BC-150,000,000 BC and had low grades from his Elementary School records and his High School diploma. So Barney was left all alone in the wild and all the other dinosaurs stomped all over him. Barney was such a stupid dinosaur that his father Evil Barney actually left Barney when he was only a little dinosaur, because all he did to his father was sing annoying songs to him, and that made Godzilla so sad that he lost his temper and he would eventually turn into a city destroyer. History Early history (200,000,000 BC-65,000,000 BC) īarney the Dinosaur was born in 200,000,000 BC with his only father, Godzilla. Barney is also believed to be gay, because of harassing the little babies on his show, and causing child abuse to them. Barney likes to sing his famous I Love You (song) at the end of his show, stating that he's in love with the kids, and that he likes to kiss the kids on the lips after singing his obnoxious song. Dinosaurs are absolutely not the correct role model to 1 year old babies, because little 1 year olds would be scared for life. Barney also likes to abuse little babies when their parents are working. Barney also tortures little children with his irritating baby songs and over-repetitive lessons of the Alphabet, going to school, and manners.
Barney likes to scare the living daylights out of little babies because he is a dinosaur, and little babies are scared of dinosaurs. 2.8.1 Possible resurrection of Barney (2017-2023)īarney the Dinosaur is a stupid purple dinosaur that eats children and babies.2.8 Post-Barney extinction (2015-present).2.4 The Secret Creation of Barney (1983-1988).2.2 The Dinosaur extinction and Barney's survival (65,000,000 BC-1975).
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